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Fuck Faced Fairy

When you draw a mans private part on a friends face while they sleep. (Featured on Human Giant)
*wakes up*

"Oh no! It's the fuck faced fairy!"

-cry
by TomatoSauce August 24, 2008
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rule my face

Being locked in a wine and cheese cellar would rule my face!
by Sisco Kid June 26, 2008
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polock face painting

to cum on ones face, the act of cumming on anothers face
In the porn the man gave the girl a polock face painting
by Dawnson April 12, 2008
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yo momma face

the ultimate comback to the comback yo momma.
nothing can beat you mmomma face, as the comback yo mommaonce was.

the only rule of yo momma face is that you can only yo momma face someone if they yo momma'd you first.
kid1- insult
kid2- yo momma
((now kid2thinks he won,but is sadly mistaken))
kid1- YO MOMMA FACE.
((kid1 now wins. and contrary to some people beleifs.. yo grandmaw face.. dosent beat it. yo momma face is the ultimate))
by itsmeyouknow August 6, 2006
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Face/Teeth

to hit someone in the face in a hardcore dance pit.




name of a band from Rochester, NY
"You got face/teeth bitch!"
by baphomets_child January 19, 2005
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Face taco

1. A taco that you don't eat, you just rub all over your face and it seeps into your skin like lotion.

2. A mouth.
1:

Guy1: Hey dude, what are you doing. Why are you rubbing that taco all over your face?

Guy2: Its a face taco.

2:

Guy1: Shut your face toco.
by Carter_GodCraft1 July 11, 2012
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Face Humper

A "Face Humper" is someone of low self esteem that only gets gratification from liking everything that someone else puts up on Facebook, usually extremely needy and annoying to boot.

Other forms of face humping include posting randomly shit comments on everyone's status's that to be quite frank should join the famous quote "if you haven't got anything good to say, don't say it"

These Face Humping low lives often like to get involved in others people shit without having anything to do with it often sparking arguments between people just to fulfil some part of their ultimately needy persona, in a way to feel in the crowd when they are so far outside the crowd they cant even realise that they have no life outside of Facebook.
A Face Humper would be that annoying person you cant even remember adding who likes and comments on everything you every put up on Facebook.
by ILiketurtles69er March 30, 2011
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