rule my face

To rock. Be awesome.

Being locked in a wine and cheese cellar would rule my face!

by Sisco Kid June 26, 2008

Fuck Faced Fairy

When you draw a mans private part on a friends face while they sleep. (Featured on Human Giant)

*wakes up*

"Oh no! It's the fuck faced fairy!"

-cry

by TomatoSauce August 24, 2008

polock face painting

to cum on ones face, the act of cumming on anothers face

In the porn the man gave the girl a polock face painting

by Dawnson April 12, 2008

yo momma face

the ultimate comback to the comback yo momma.
nothing can beat you mmomma face, as the comback yo mommaonce was.

the only rule of yo momma face is that you can only yo momma face someone if they yo momma'd you first.

kid1- insult
kid2- yo momma
((now kid2thinks he won,but is sadly mistaken))
kid1- YO MOMMA FACE.
((kid1 now wins. and contrary to some people beleifs.. yo grandmaw face.. dosent beat it. yo momma face is the ultimate))

by itsmeyouknow August 6, 2006

crumple face

A person/being whose face has crumple-like qualities - similar to cauliflower, only considerably more disfuguring.

Is also a term used to descride smeone who possesses a suspicious nature.
Someone with withered, wrinkled skin, and a decreped look, but not necessarily old.
Also used to describe a state of mind- To feel crumple faced.

Derived from 'crumple-snack' and 'crumple-horn'

''Look at that crumple face she hasn't seen the light of day in yonks''

by YvonneTea February 7, 2010

To poker face

verb, poker facing, The act of pretending to make love to someone other than who you curently are with.

Lady Gaga use to poker face about girls while making love to her boyfriend.

by askile February 19, 2010

Cat facing

A sexual act

When you can't be bothered to monkey face by persuading your partner to keep still. So you shave the cat. and then after cumming all over you partners face throw the cat shavings on them...hence....cat facing

by the dame January 17, 2010