It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022

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doing a ritchie

When you don't turn up to work cos your on crack

Person 1: Hey mate, where's ritchie
Person 2 : He's on crack as always, doing a ritchie

by 0m@g May 1, 2023

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do the Patz

To do the Patz is to straight up get your dick out and piss in the middle of the dance floor at a club or disco.
It is a very quick and fun way to grab attention. It is also useful if you want to skip the Queue in front of the toilet.

The term is named after the man, the myth, the legend Patz Steidl (Austria)

"Guys, last night I totally did the Patz."

"Do the Patz! Do the Patz! Do the Patz!"

by Flying Hirsch November 19, 2019

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