Time trials

Whenever you give your girl a whole bottle of laxatives before doing the deed. After she ingests the laxative you have to try and finish before she shats on yo shit cuh

I tried some Time Trials with my girl last night, and she shit everywhere.

by WillyBe November 04, 2024

No Time

A phrase used to signify the ever-present and rapacious ebb and flow of time. Often used during the most heated debacles in a game of cards, exclaiming "No Time!" as loudly and obnoxiously as possible is seen as a gesture of respect for the groups collective conscience. The electrician.

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by BromptonCocktail February 05, 2024

time to get on the ferry

A expression for the Northern Coast of Ohio, were tourists binge drink until it's time to get on the ferry to travel from the islands to the mainland and sober up.

Me: I've been day drinking all weekend.
Him: It's time to get on the ferry.

by Monica Kiryakov January 24, 2018

Time Force

A branch of the military that goes through time to fix issues.

I cannot believe the Time Force just believes that I'm gonna rob that bank in 3 years! They put me on trial! That was an alternate variant of myself from another timeline in the multiverse! The butterfly effect has caused me to be a differnt person since the dawn of time in that one! I would never rob a bank.. I wasn't planning on it.. I PROMISE

by SackbotNinja03 November 06, 2021

Turtle time

The immediate need of a bathroom for the purpose of expelling a bowl movement which has already begun it's exit. Resembling a turtle head poking out. Reference Austin Powers as Fat Bastard in "the spy who shagged me"

I been needing to poop but can't wait any longer! It's Turtle time!

by Stygmatik November 28, 2019

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 02, 2025

Chef Hatchet total drama yum yum happy go time fish tail

Self explanatory.

Owen: Care for a Chef Hatchet total drama yum yum happy go time fish tail?
Noah: Don't kill him you clown!

by hahahhahnotme October 19, 2023