national chunky monkey day

March 22
A day to celebrate all chunky monkey's around Canada

Hey what day is it

It is national chunky monkey day

by sxetin March 08, 2023

Drunky Monkey

A mix of bananas, chocolate, and vodka. It doesn’t make you a monkey. Its makes you a drunky piece of shit.

Person 1: Hey, you want a Drunky Monkey?
Person 2: Sure, I am sad and love bananas.

by RCO123 December 24, 2019

Potato Monkey

Something that is completely nonsensical. Used in the Tally Hall song "Good Day".

"Everyone loves a potato monkey!" -Television voice #1

by Yee_Enjoyer June 19, 2024

monkey twist

Monkey twist is a position when both standing and where a girl takes her friend by the neck and like hangs on him while she puts her legs around his hips. Nothing sexual, but of course better in a real skinny dip adventure.

And then she did the monkey twist, that was the moment the world started to turn around him.

by 2. November 30, 2015

Big Hairy Monkey Balls

Ballsacks from big monkeys with a lot of testicle hair

Jimmy: Tyrone has big hairy monkey balls
Tyrone: Thank you Jimmy
*they proceeded to fuck for 3 days straight*

by jongWITHtheSHLONG April 06, 2023

Constipated Sea monkey

The act of getting a blowjob while the partner is taking a shit.

Cody enjoys giving Constipated Sea Monkeys.

by Sdoovan April 20, 2024

slush monkey

n. Small child who loves wet snow and all the glorious things that can be done with it, most of which involve slushed sisters.

A spring snowfall? Time for Captain Slush Monkey to plaster the neighbourhood girls.

by gnostic3 April 28, 2019