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Irish Timing

When all the clocks are slightly wrong, and everyone's running slightly late (or early), but somehow everything happens at the right moment and everything works out.
1. I was running 20 minutes late, had lost my umbrella, and was worried about leaving the cat alone. Then Jim came back but he'd forgotten his keys. I let him in, he stayed home and looked after the cat and lent me his umbrella. Irish timing saved me again.
2. There was a car crash delaying the bus I was gonna take, so I didn't make it to the event. Turns out it was my Irish Timing. The event had been cancelled and I had a great night with my friends instead.
by Redhaired Avenger December 17, 2017
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Teleportation-through-time-ists

Are cult that believes in random time travel. Basically that everything happens at any given time, which is confusing, so I'll explain. For example, say you're walking down the street. According to this cult, future you is walking further down the street at the same time, and that anything in the past is constantly on loop. They also believe that people from both the past and future are being teleported to the present all the time, and it is their responsibility to find them. Their leader is the immortal embodiment of a toaster, and their symbols include spaghetti noodles, paper towels, and cheese graters.
The teleportation-through-time-ists are rapidly approaching me, hence with the intentions to capture me.
by Squid? February 3, 2020
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The 'lad' that time forgot

When a male member of the older generation commits an act or says something which is defined by younger peers as what an absolute 'Lad' would say/do.
"Your Dad is so funny, he should come out with us more often!"
"I know, right? He's like The 'lad' that time forgot!"

"You know, back in my day boys, I was considered a bit of a ladykiller!"
"Alright, don't big yourself up 'lad' that time forgot!"
by Jamesn331 November 30, 2013
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Time clock

A time clock can't read 4:33 one second before reading 4:22. 11 seconds don't pass in one.
Something about the time clock on the college game was off, since the time was moving a little quick for reality.
by Solid Mantis February 27, 2021
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Wholesome Time

A period of time usually at night from 10 p.m. - 12 a.m. in which everyone gets comfy to talk about wholesome things after getting their asses whooped at work.
“Hey, can we have wholesome time?”
“Bro, totally. I’m bigtired.”
by delanya666 December 19, 2018
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Full-time spirit and part-time pay

This expression refers to someone who has the performance, mentality, work ethic, and mindset of a (good) full-time employee but unfortunately has the pay of a part-time employee (as that is what they technically are).
I go above and beyond work all the time. I love it so much and hate it at the same time. It is such a complicated relationship I have and the situation has just really made me realize that I have a full-time spirit and part-time pay. It's truly so unfair!
by LingDanc803 February 9, 2023
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ARAM (time unit)

1 ARAM (time unit) stands for 15 minutes of time, therefore 1 hour does include 4 ARAMs.
Originated from the gamemode called "ARAM" in League of Legends.

ARAM = time unit
Usage of ARAM (time unit):

Wow I just masturbated for 3 ARAMs!

WTF that movie was 12 damn ARAMs long!!!
by theFreddy99 February 9, 2017
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