Birthday time

Birthday time is the 7 days before your birthday, and the 7 days afterwards.
by tjbeus February 1, 2023
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Turtle time

The immediate need of a bathroom for the purpose of expelling a bowl movement which has already begun it's exit. Resembling a turtle head poking out. Reference Austin Powers as Fat Bastard in "the spy who shagged me"
I been needing to poop but can't wait any longer! It's Turtle time!
by Stygmatik November 27, 2019
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Pasta Time

When your girlfriend is on her period, fill her cooch with fresh cooked noodles of your choice and maybe a few meatballs if youre hungry, then eat that shit out.
I gotta go bro, my girlfriend said it's pasta time
by Ultimathottimus Prime November 7, 2019
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Unprecedented Times

A dispensation of time where you are expected to be ripping your hair out, growing a beard, supermanning women, leaving your new wife to sneak off with Larsa Pippen, get as many women pregnant as possible all at once like Nick Cannon, and of course use lots and lots of hand sanitizer, also known as 2020.
These are some unprecedented times. It turns out we survived the pandemic and now I'm 30lbs bigger with 3 kids on the way and I have to explain to my wife where I've been.
by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021
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Bumpy time

any type of sexual intercourse. Oral bumpy time is a BJ. auto bumpy time is masturbation.
she was in the bath room so long because she met up with some guy. I am assuming that they had bumpy time in a closet.
by elisabeth of neal November 3, 2009
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Rider in Time

Someone who is indestructible and rides around in time forever and everywhere righting wrongs
Im a Rider in Time, Adamantine I'm indestructible
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