clutch monkey

A godly person who never chokes under pressure is clutch

it's a squad vs solo don't worry he got it he's a clutch monkey

by 4nite March 19, 2018

chucking the monkey

Pitched at a GTLive Stream during a playthrough of Little Nightmares. Though no explicit definition was given, context provided by MatPat and Steph suggests it is a euphemism for masturbation. Repeated remarks about both of them chucking their monkeys warranted a mature stream warning. They talked about not chukcing the monkey in front of an audience and equal chucking the monkey rights.

Person 1: Ugh I'm so stressed right now.
Person 2: Try putting on some porn and chucking the monkey. It always helps me relax.

by WhatEvenIsLifeWhyDoesItExist May 12, 2017

Monkey

Josh the monkey oh the little monkey that gets abused by girls. Wears lots of adidas. Cares about his hair but doesn’t take care of it. Like to watching the fucking same movie like 3 times. The kid who sleeps with pillows between his legs. The type of fatass that takes 2 steps and gets tired. Has a Spotify list that has over 4000 songs and albums and songs. Who likes tacos and cheeseburgers. Who goes to the movies like every fucking 3000 years.

Monkey ate all my chicken. Monkey saw Eduardo take 3 steps and destroy the world.

by Baddibixch September 27, 2019

Caucasian Monkey

Term for ugly Caucásians with brown skin.

Marcus Samuelson is a Caucasian Monkey.

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 July 21, 2024

monkey

i would rather not say

monkey

by thymonkeyman669 February 20, 2019

Monkey Fungus

Japanese Knot Weed; a persistent little bastard that grows and takes over your garden and potentially your home. Almost Impossible to kill.

Damn, got me some Monkey Fungus growing under the house, I’m fucked.

by Creeplebap January 13, 2020

Mud monkey

The name given to a completely useless project manager who is incapable of making any decisions for themselves and consistently use employees with far superior knowledge to answer questions and write emails for them while they take the credit for your work.

You know our project manager is a real mud monkey he is completely useless and might as well live out his life as a fudge dragon!

by Phlegm monkey September 16, 2017