Fluffy Nutted Erection

When your erection gets a cottony/pus filled substance on the head from all that gonorrhea from your neighbors ex-girlfriend.

Mike: Dude, she just fluffy nutted your ass.
John: Damn straight. I got a fluffy nutted erection for life.

by randomgirl182 October 9, 2012

Shit nuts

A common phrase used by stoners when things get heavy or they get into a tight situation.

Hey man how you doing? Not bad, look at this ounce I just picked up. (takes out ounce). Shit nuts that stuff look dank man let's get on it.

by The great.. OMG its nearly 420 February 7, 2012

Macadamia Nuts

When you go get a tan, but your balls didn’t get tanned and are pale in comparison to the rest of your body.

I went to the beach the other day. My girl really liked my tan, but didn’t like my macadamia nuts. :/

by Justice for Rachel December 26, 2020

gatorade nut

To insert a flacid penis into a Gatorade bottle let it get hard, be unable to get it out, eventually but into the bottle and take it out after becoming flacid.

I highly regret having a Gatorade Nut but would 9/10 try again and would recommend you.

by Gay nigga gangbang December 5, 2019

Nuts

Balls

Ur nuts are big

by anonymous January 30, 2022

nut snake

Euphemism for a penis. Originates from the terms nuts for testes. Created by Theo Von.

The guy runnin the Gravitron asked if we wanted to rock then he showed us that nut snake.

by PoopMongrual May 12, 2023

creez nuts

A cooler version of using the term deez nuts.

Person 1: Wendy's? More like Wen- deez nuts!
Person 2: Nobody says deez nuts anymore, we say creez nuts.

by TheWiseDoge February 14, 2023