black carpet

when you don't wipe well and you get a poop stain going up your crack

You see that hes got a black carpet

by BigkingLee March 20, 2016

Black Alambirs

The strongest organization in all of humanity, it formed in the context of stealing art, and has only risen stronger, however, some members have been divided, but the black Alambir’s still prevail

The black Alambirs have arrived

by Don't use your real name. Don May 24, 2022

on the black

To work on the black, ie on the blackmarket, ie work illegally, undeclared (to tax authorities).

Jack is working on the black.

by Marcosrkosma November 8, 2017

Black Magic

A term used when your dad goes for milk at the gas station, and ends up vanishing.

Tyrone: Don't you have a dad?
Jerome: Nah... He comitted Black Magic.

by Jack Thorn December 16, 2019

black girl magic effect

Is a term used playfully to suggest that dating a Black woman elevates a man’s style, confidence, or overall appearance

Wow, look at Mike. That’s black girl magic effect to you.

by idid’ntknowthat August 23, 2025

black tape

An audio or video recording that is sealed from the public. Done mainly by governments and large companies. Should the tape leak, they lose a lot of credibility.

The black tapes of the oval office were seized by Nixon so he couldn't get impeached.

by ChinPingas March 20, 2023

Jack Black's Snap-Ring

BenJer dirt cake ice cream shoved in between two spooning hostess old fashioned mini donettes .

I just ate the shit out of Jack Black's Snap-Ring. Jack Black's Snap-Ring is not my go-to bikini body snack. I was craving Jack Black's Snap-Ring all day.

by DougNdiane July 1, 2024