Keyboard Monkey

One who has a weak response; trained to give a list of responses when asked a question.

Karen couldn’t answer my question because she doesn’t think for herself. She only replies with what her boss teaches her to say. She sounds like a keyboard monkey.

by Guysemon April 9, 2021

smoking the monkey

The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.

Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.

by Clamer September 1, 2017

Monkey Cooties

See 28 Days Later

"I can't believe that priest has Monkey Cooties."

by LoganberryOnUrbanDictionary June 17, 2025

Sex Monkey

A beautiful creature of nature .

That sex monkey just pooped in my back yard

by Not Lucas Moses February 5, 2020

Damage Monkey

Damage Monkey

/ˈdamij məNGkē/

Noun

A Damage Monkey is someone in teams that can deal a lot of damage. These types of people do not tunnel focus, they deal damage.

Interviews is a damage monkey.

by interviews April 28, 2021

Monkey Nuts

“Monkey Nuts” is a term used mostly in the Detroit, MI area and is slang for a dual drum magazine clip known as “C-Mag” (short for century magazine) that holds 100 rounds, most used on AR-15 and GLOCK models

“The AR got monkey nuts and a cotter on it”

by ELyrik313 May 14, 2021

Brazilian thunder monkey

you sit on the ground then your lady friend takes your feet and locks them behind your head stands on her hands facing away from you then repeatedly slams her ass and vag into your face

hey Tim how did you get a black eye the wife hit me with the Brazilian thunder monkey last night

by jigglebit April 16, 2021