Jacks Dad

When your Son slips in the shower but instead of helping him up, you teabag him instead

My son shouted me because he had slipped in the shower, i saw he wasn't hurt so i gave him the old Jacks Dad

by SICKTRIX February 14, 2021

Butt Jacking

When you can’t jerk off your penis so you stick a plug in your butt and jack off your ass.

I was tired of jerking off so instead i started butt jacking myself into an orgasm.

by bitbunny December 31, 2024

Jack

Jacks (Banners) are specimens of a high land mass of about 1 tonne. They are prone to offer everyone on but never follow up on it. Also he has shit house parties.

Why, Jack sure is looking fat today.

by Banner has a big chin February 20, 2019

bumper jack

A dick

My bumper jack destroyed her

by beaver master February 23, 2014

Jack W

jacks are fucking sick cunts that eat dick all day long. but jack w's are even worse. those sick cunts are fucking retarded in every part of their horny brain and should be hung.

Person 1 - Hey there's a Jack W. over there.
Person 2 - Wanna beat his ass and kill him?
Person 1 - Bet.

by bigfatcocks275 August 23, 2022

Jack sledge

When a guy is pounded(either himself or someone else) really hard that his balls are making the sound and explodes

Justin was jack sledged by Janet when she took his load all over herself!

by Janet4u May 31, 2018

doing jack

if someone is doing jack, they are doing nothing. they are lazy and can't be bothered to do anything. it also means if someone can't be bothered, or they dont want to put effort into something.

person a: "where's tony, he needs to do his homework!"
person b: "idk, hes probably doing jack on the couch."

by gopro7reekal September 22, 2023