shit wise

Smart but dumb in the same time.

In reality many people are shit wise today.

by lazypast33 May 21, 2015

Shit-piston

When your going anal with a bitch and she shits while your dicks in her ass forcing it back out like a piston.

I was with my hoe last night and while we were doing it she pulled a shit-piston.

by Donkeykong2128 May 31, 2015

shit and read

Watching or scrolling through your phone while dropping a load

I took the longest shit and read this morning . I now have a toilet seat imprent on my ass!

by Try It June 14, 2015

Phantom Shit

when you fart very slowly and it feels warm and wet and almost like you shit yourself

Guy 1: Oh no, I think I just shat myself, something came out all warm and wet
Guy 2: Check your underwear to make sure
Guy1: Dont worry it was only a phantom shit

by damharvs June 28, 2016

Shit ton

A shit ton is a metric unit half as small as a fuck ton

I have a shit ton of goats!

by killy awfawfasfsaukjn;khggckfj July 21, 2016

Ketchup Shit

Ketchup shit is the stuff that comes out ya ass when ya be eating tha chipotle too much.

Mike: Eyo whats uppppppp Why did you take so long in the bathroom?
John: I ate chipotle and my shit was like ketchup it was like a ketchup shit man

by Shadowduck July 25, 2016

fish shit

when a fishy jerks off into a cup

I just gave a fish shit to Alex

by fish shit August 8, 2016