penis

lmao pp

sarah: ew daniel sent me a picture of his penis

emery: EW!! thats disgusting no one wants to see ur genitals stupid bitch
daniel(in the distance): god damn sorry hoe

by anonymous776 September 5, 2018

Penis

the cutest thing in the world ;)

"Aw that penis is so cute I just wanna hold it and kiss it all over!"

by bruhyeetsmd May 6, 2019

Giga Penis

The biggest unit of measurement known to universe kind. utilized when there is no specific distance and all that is known that is no normal unit of measurement will suffice.

"This thing is so ridiculously long you could hit someone with it from 4 Giga Penis's away"

by Impact_dustructi August 8, 2025

Turtle Penis

When you get out of a pool and your penis is so small it looks like a turtle penis!

That dude just got out of that pool, I bet he has a turtle penis.

by GAYturtleSEX July 8, 2020

Penis

Something I don't have

Man I wish I could suck on your penis

by Fuck rongol September 30, 2020

penis ha

it is
it is the penis ha ha of the penis

guy 1: penis ha

guy 2: peni

by cool cat 13 January 6, 2023

Penis

What body part my uncle touched

Mom : have you been touching jimmys penis again?

Uncle : hell yea bitch

by Greasy dick inspector June 13, 2022