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Penis

Something men lose after cheating on their wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/area51escapee #theycantstopusall
Jesus mate me wife chopped me penis off after she saw mw having sex with her chav mate clarissa
by lennondonnie September 25, 2019
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penis

A long tube-like object located in the male body which is used for urination and reproduction.
My penis is so big!
by meelon January 6, 2022
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Penis

A wonderous 3rd leg found of 1/2 of the poopulation, if u see a homoman with his wand out, run directly towards him with asshole counter, make sure to suck all the pps of men
by babbeygurl March 22, 2022
mugGet the Penismug.
.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.
.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.
mugGet the .9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.mug.

Below average penis

The slang for: "a huge penis"
"Bro that's a below average penis"
"Yeah, I know right, ITS HUGE!"
by Clutzx January 1, 2024
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penis

its a funny.
dave:haha penis
john:wow thats funny
by XmasLightning March 20, 2022
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Penis

This is the sign of two lovers, in a heartbroken relationship, one gets squashed by a shoe, and the other, doesn’t care about them.
“Oh they’re a Penis
I heard the tall one is going to be hit by a shoe..”
mugGet the Penismug.

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