Monkey in the Spittle

When a person is on their knees, jerking off two dudes, and they get themselves covered in their spit-lube.

"Boy, my knees hurt from playing Monkey in the Spittle last night."

by Thundercock Soulpuncher November 23, 2014

Monkey Splunker

To Splunk on ones Monkey

bob Robbertson is a raging Monkey Splunker

by the great wahzoo November 5, 2009

field monkey

Incompetent army general

Even if you don't like Napoleon Bonapartes height, please don't call him a field monkey

by Sexydimma March 28, 2017

To throw monkeys out of the South Pole

If someone want to do something on a unusual place where are not needed tools or materials.
Want to do impossible things.

My brother came to me to the swimming pool yesterday and he wanted me to help him with making a snack. Looking at him I said idly: Here? You're throwing monkeys out of the South Pole?
My girlfriend want me to pay a boat-trip. She thinks that I'm gonna to throw monkeys out of the South Pole, I'm not a millionaire.

by Sidam September 7, 2013

monkey

when you find a strong sexy male attractive
code word i’m tryna hook up with you

Hey monkey how’ve you been we haven’t talked in forever

by urbanm1ke November 19, 2021

monkey bomb

An offensive term fir a I ED

If you try to build a monkey bomb and injure yourself, I'm not sure the government should be responsible

by Sexydimma May 20, 2016

Monkey

Female genitalia. Vagina.

I gotta get in that monkey. She got a bad ass monkey down there. Gotta get it.

by anonymous August 9, 2021