octopus fucking a bag pipe

A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)

Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.

by Cubs4388 October 30, 2020

D Bag

Is a douche bag. Full of female genital cleansers

Harry is an utter D Bag

by HOWYATOMMY September 26, 2014

joy bag

"joy bag" is a condom

"joy bag" can find it at George Carlin's web site

by NordStar April 3, 2010

bag

(verb) To search someone, usually in a school for drugs or illegal items

The school security bagged Billy for the suspicion of having weed.

by Sweg_Creeper September 25, 2019

wonder bread bag

In jail, men use wonder bread bags as condoms.

Low testosterone wonder bread bag bitch

by Flishiboi September 27, 2021

Fun Bags

Huge boobies. Honka Honka.

Person 1: Her fun bags are huge

Person 2: HONKA HONKA 👀👀👀

by Honka June 4, 2024

fart bag

a female who is overweight and promiscuous

After breaking up with her boyfriend, Sheila really went downhill. She gained weight and started sleeping around. She's a real fart bag now.

by LouieC5 May 5, 2022