Butt Monkey

A man that doesn't do his expense report and lies to his wife, delaying the submission in excess of a year and a half.

David is a butt monkey

by Nurtletheturtle May 10, 2022

Monkey Man

Cailey's boyfriend LMAOOO

Damn he is such a monkey man

Hey Cailey where is your monkey man

Let's go play with monkey man.

by cocksukerrrrr June 1, 2018

Monkey party

The act of killing someone with a pack of wild monkeys

Addison Rae gets mauled to death by a monkey party

by waaiayki January 17, 2022

Monkey tinsel

A phrase for a gray haired vagina.

“Man you should’ve seen the monkey tinsel this cougar had.”

by Mellowsad December 19, 2021

Monkey

A short brown intellectual being that commonly has a lisp and has messy brown hair.and will also put white cream on little boys

There was a monkey on the bus this morning

by Dinggle berry February 26, 2019

Monkey splat

When you have too short of a dick to get past the cheeks and the tip is just grazing her lips, so you jerk off in your hand and throw it at her.

Bro that girl had such a fat ass I had to monkey splat her!

by Neffy125 December 7, 2023

Geeky Monkey

A Programmer

He is a geeky monkey

by Sri_1729 November 13, 2019