joe mama likes farting

Fucking

I joe mama likes farting hate you

by p98ytrf March 22, 2022

Leave like Crisco

Meeting someone for the first time and thinking so little of them that you leave without saying goodbye.

A: Oh do you know where Joe went? I wanted to say goodbye before I leave.

B: Oh I think he already left.

A: Ah yes, it's so like him to leave like Crisco.

by ShadowlessEdge November 19, 2022

Meat Riding like Malott

When one person is obsessed with someone and will do whatever it takes to get someone else to like them. This could also be choosing a side of an argument on purpose or for biased reasons.

“There he goes! Greg is back to meat riding like Malott! I am not surprised by this! lol”

by anonymous August 10, 2024

Livin like chico

Livin like there’s no tmmrw

F**k that Drug test smoke that blunt today foo
Every modelo you drink you gotta shotgun , no baby sips it ain’t no sippy cup

If you are gunna live this lifestyle You must drive a Ford lighting or A single cab ram , NO CHEVYS , god I hate Silverado’s

I’m Livin like chico because Ion wanna be boring sir

by Lpdexpress June 11, 2020

FORNIT FORTNIT WE LIKE FORTNIG

A disease that effects the ribs and brain

Josh: *Pisses* Oh crap
Mike: FORNIT FORTNIT WE LIKE FORTNIG

Josh: umm...
Josh: Bye,
Mike: FORNIT

by Paiisy June 2, 2022

Shot Up Like a Rocket

A phrase used to describe getting erect very quickly. Usually as the result of very arousing events.

I snuck off to kiss my girlfriend at the local elementary school so her disapproving dad wouldn't see and my dick shot up like a rocket.

by zjason decimator January 31, 2022

Get it like Tyson

To start a fight.

Best move along before someone decides to “get it like Tyson,” on you.

by mybeccca October 1, 2024