Chemical Apple

When someone is afraid of chemicals based on feelings instead of logic

quick history: On facebook somebody posted the chemical composition of an apple in an anti-vaccination group and said 'this is what they put in vaccines', which caused people to be upset not knowing its just an apple

A: I heard there is no proof that microplastics are harmful in the long term
B: Plastic in your brain and blood isn't harmful? are you joking?
A: Chemical Apple.

T: I think i drank too much hydrogen dioxide (water)
R: THATS AWFUL WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!
P: You're such a chemical apple, if urban dictionary didn't make me write this awkward section id be a lot happier

by kohnik March 10, 2025

Cold Approach

Walking up to random girl at the bar and Chettying her up

Yooo are we ripping Cold Approaches tonight?!?!

Obviously

by ChettyTok March 25, 2025

I-Applophobia

The irrational fear of apple products. Not sponsored by android.

"Steve Jobless has I-Applophobia, I'm afraid. There's nothing I can do about it."

by defnotchronicallyonline April 3, 2025

lay appreciation day!

december 7th marks the day we all bow down and show our appreciation to queen lay.

TO THE QUEEN LAY THE GOAT OF ALL GOATS THE GOAT OF ALL AND ALL THE GOATS OUR QUEEN LAY LAY LAY LAY (it is also gojo's birthday)

"it's queen lay appreciation day!"
"oh my goodness we love lay"
"december 7th you know what that means."
"LAY APPRECIATION DAY"

by loveroflay April 16, 2025

Calvin Appreciation

A sequence of days in which we appreciate our friend Calvin. May 8-May 12. National, annual event.

Are you excited for Calvin Appreciation this week?
Yeah! We’re gonna drink Dr Pepper and wear purple and listen to metal and Jeff Buckley.

by mysweetheartthedrunk May 8, 2025

Peter Appreciation Day

Peter Appreciation Day takes place every July 7th. Peter is involved in the Mark Lore and is a dedicated bus driver. On this holiday, the song to listen to is No Buses by Arctic Monkeys.

Person one: “Hey, do you like Peter?”
Person two: “Yeah of course! And it’s July 7th so it’s Peter Appreciation Day!”

by Itsnotanf May 13, 2025

Indian Apple

When you don't wash for a year and grow a huge ball of smegma. Bake it into a cake and serve. The ability to obtain such a power is completely unheard of. Only those who are unfortunate enough to be born into the subcontinent known as "india" are able to conjure up such a foul unattainable abhorrent amalgamation.

"...Bro, that cake tasted amazing! What'd you put in it?"
"An Indian Apple."

by The Feetmeister May 14, 2025