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Landline Friend

Someone you have been friends with since back when people communicated via the green rotary phone in your grandma’s house.
“I’ve known him since we were kids. He is my landline friend.”
by FlipmodeATL December 19, 2021
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friend-simping

Platonic simping; Taking an extreme liking to a person in neither a sexual or romantic way
'Have you met Marie? She's such a G!"
"Yeah- I friend-simp for her. Maybe she'll talk to me one day."
"I doubt it."
friend-simping: "I want to be friends with her. Now. I will pay money to make jokes with her."
by thiswasfrommariebtw January 28, 2021
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Friend bomb

When you click on a friend's name on facebook and load them up with all your best friends.
I don't usually friend bomb someone who plays Farmville, no matter how good their posts are, it's embarrassing. But if they prove themselves long enough, I will even friend bomb them.
by BridgetObama June 20, 2011
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The Friend School of Atlanta

A school with a student body fewer than 200 housing grades k-12. Although the name friend might be in the name the school isn't always so friendly. Do to the small population if you do not get along with your cohorts then you often will be friendless and lonely. The teachers there are mostly really nice with a few exceptions. There is one hated class. Student skills. There is also a teacher named Alex who yells when she's happy. It's a interesting school.
I attended the friend School of Atlanta and we ate pizza on fridays
by Canteen rainbow January 2, 2021
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fuck your male friend day

Fuck your male friend day is February 14, literally means fuck your guy friend.
Jamal: Yo bro you gonna ask Anabel for Fuck your male friend day?
Chase: hell yea
by Stdclanjsp November 19, 2022
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Ghost Friends

People who keep in regular contact but don’t have actually conversations.
We send each other memes everyday but I don’t know what’s going on in their life. I guess we’re Ghost Friends?
by godsgiantbuttcrack May 22, 2023
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Just-in-case Friend

A "friend" that is your friend just in case all your other friends leave you.
"Oh.. Samantha? No, she's my Just-in-case friend."
by hurricanekatryna June 3, 2018
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