What someone has when they use urbandictionary.com's words in real life excessively which confuses the crap out of his/her peers, friends and family.
Guy 1: Haha, what is with this preclapulation in this crowd?
Guy 2: What are you talking about?
Guy 1: Dude, he's sleeping! French Microphone him!
Guy 3: How the fuck do I "French microphone" someone?
Guy 1: Man, you would know if you check Urban Dictionary!
Guy 4: Nigga you got an urban adiction!
Guy 2: What are you talking about?
Guy 1: Dude, he's sleeping! French Microphone him!
Guy 3: How the fuck do I "French microphone" someone?
Guy 1: Man, you would know if you check Urban Dictionary!
Guy 4: Nigga you got an urban adiction!
by L1n3s August 28, 2015
by DangerKitten August 23, 2011
by ethannnnnntsui September 25, 2019
Urban skills are the skills required to take a seat from someone before they leave it, specifically in a crowded eating area.
by Ploco3 March 30, 2018
by Baram12 July 16, 2024
When you decide that you've sunk low enough to purchase Urethral Beads, only to insert them and rip them out like a 4th grader playing with a Beyblade.
"Beyblade Beyblade let it ri-AAAUUUUGGHHH!"
"So I decided to play Urban Beyblade last night."
"How was it?"
"I'm throwing away my Urethral Beads"
"Ah."
"So I decided to play Urban Beyblade last night."
"How was it?"
"I'm throwing away my Urethral Beads"
"Ah."
by Drunken Bastard August 07, 2021
by LOL Headshot December 11, 2018