lazy shit

a contemptuously lazy adolescent male

"You're a goddamned lazy shit !"

by Diocletian February 24, 2015

Shit Monkey

Person who runs around catching the fall out from and covering for other people's mistakes and inadequacies

I did not sign up to run around after you catching your plops in a bucket like a shit monkey, you incompetent buffoon.

by Bunkups March 11, 2015

glow shits

The aftermath of a glow stick breaking after being shoved into your rectum, the person then proceeds to take a "glow shit"
Symptoms include radioactive poisoning and shitting rainbows.

I got a whole stack of glowsticks stuck up my butt, I'm going to be taking glow shits

by qfadsad March 11, 2015

shit limbo

When youre unaware if you have to shit or just fart

Bro 1: I think that Chipotle I had put me in shit limbo dude
Bro 2: better go sit on the toilet just in case

Bro 1: good idea

by wifilord. March 29, 2015

Shamu Shit

When your turd is so big it splashes your ass with poo water when it drops in the bowl - like a whale at seaworld.

God damn it I just dropped a shamu shit.

by LA-J March 29, 2015

shit tracking

Going off road in very muddy areas, and driving fast through all the dirt and mud to have fun and a good time with friends whilst listening to very loud music, usually in land rovers, and often done in the Falkland Islands

Hey guys lets grab a case of beer and go shit tracking tonight

by FIbenny123 April 4, 2015

Burrito Shit

The ooze that comes out of an overfilled burrito when you bite it.

Man, all of your burrito shit could fill a second burrito!

by {FILO} May 6, 2015