monkey

to tell someone or something that they are stupid

FLOWER POT U MONKEY!!!!!

by eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaeeeeeeeeaeaea January 29, 2023

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monkey slander

When someone says strait cap

this Spanish test is monkey slander

by crewvila January 31, 2023

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monkey claw pocket

The little pocket on a pair of jeans, where you can only use one finger reach in to on a pair of jeans

Where did you put the pill at? its in my monkey claw pocket, good luck getting it out of there !

by Lil Bear,Papa Bear February 1, 2023

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Monkey bars

Pressed Xanax bars like the ones with Fentanyl in them that are much cheaper to make

Yo I got those monkey bars for the low

by DakotaAndJessicaFtMyers February 2, 2023

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fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole

Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....

Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....

by Eviljay666 February 10, 2023

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