monkey in my cheezle

There is a monkey in your pants or, there is a monkey in your friend who is a cheezle's pants.

Dude theres a monkey in your cheezle!!

Dude theres a monkey in my cheezle!!

by rockerwordboom October 13, 2007

Monkey's paw wish

You wish for, let's say $200. You get it, but you also get a thermonuclear bomb set to explode in 3 seconds at the same time.

Person 1: Mr. White wished for $1000. The next day, his son died in a factory accident and he got $1000 as compensation.

Person 2: That's a monkey's paw wish.

by Based Cow May 12, 2023

Monkey's Memes

A discord server containing many nerds with either no life or are a weeb. The owner of the server is transgender and the moderators are pretty chill.

Hey have you joined the server, Monkey's Memes? Its pretty gay

by Tubbie November 23, 2021

bullet monkey

A cum dumpster to pump quickies into.

Samwise is Frodo’s bullet monkey.

by Cole Rabedeux January 22, 2021

Which one of you chicken munching basket ball playing african monkeys did it

mainly used to interrogate those chicken munchers.

Officer:Alright Which one of you chicken munching basket ball playing african monkeys did it?
Black Suspects:It wasn't us man!!

by M4A11X November 08, 2023

Monkey Cannon

A sexual position in which one person fucks a second from behind so hard their kidney stone pops out of the urethra into a third person’s mouth.

Damn Casey, Drake’s monkey cannon was the biggest one yet! I dropped a few pieces.

by ComZhora March 18, 2021

monkey slander

When someone says strait cap

this Spanish test is monkey slander

by crewvila January 31, 2023