phantom fingered

When a man in a sitting position farts and it travels forward tickling the taint and balls on its quest for freedom

Dude I got phantom fingered at the movies last night

phantom fingered by 5753:78((8 March 2, 2016

Toffee Finger 

When wiping your ass and your finger breaks through the toilet paper.

"hey Nick, Smell this finger!"
"Dude, did you just toffee finger in the bathroom you sicko?!"

Toffee Finger by Wayne The 1st March 26, 2016

Faggy Finger Flapper 

One who chooses to use a regular controller on a guitar hero game

Hey Andrew , you only beat me in guitar hero 3, because you use a controller

It doesn't matter i still beat you

no your just a Faggy Finger Flapper

Faggy Finger Flapper by Campbell-toe May 10, 2016

Faggy Finger Flapper 

One who chooses to use a regular controller on a guitar hero game

Hey Andrew , you only beat me in guitar hero 3, because you use a controller

It doesn't matter i still beat you

no your just a Faggy Finger Flapper

Faggy Finger Flapper by Campbell-toe May 10, 2016

frozen finger 

The act of playing "stink finger" outside in freezing cold weather.

"it's snowing, let's go play frozen finger"

frozen finger by the-left-nut October 6, 2016

Crusty Finger 

A Crusty Finger is when the toilet paper splits and your finger passionately pierces your rectum, and you forget to wash your hand so the poo becomes crusty.

My mate ate a sandwich with a crusty finger.

Crusty Finger by ISadlyHaveNoLife September 3, 2016

three finger slinger 

A large dip in your mouth. Widely used by red necks in Appalachia

I'm gonna put a three finger slinger in and kick your ass

three finger slinger by Chesire water June 15, 2016