down 13

There is no right, everything that is wrong = down 13.

I can’t believe that crooked judge convicted me, that shit is “down 13.”

by Down 13 July 7, 2021

Knotted Down

Basically being dicked down by a furry.

Person 1: Hey you wanna get Knotted Down?

Person 2: Sure, I always wanted to get Knotted Down!

by Engineer July 7, 2021

asgardian sit down

When two men sit in chairs across from each other, knees to knees and forehead to forehead. They lock eyes then proceed to masterbate, or can masterbate each other.

My friend invited me over for an ASGARDIAN SIT DOWN. I wasn't expecting that.

by trey anthony January 14, 2026

Shadowed Down

When a man is tied down to his partner, married, permanent relatiionship

Baby, you are about to find yourself shadowed down, I'm putting a ring on it.

by ItsJustQueen2020 January 16, 2026

I’m Down

Cool people use this expression to express that they are, all in, fully committed, or willing.

Shaun said “I’m down” in the meeting when the team was asked to volunteer for a grave yard shift. He is down, and always will be down.

by Vetrotek January 17, 2026

Denver Double Down

The sexual act of having sex with a pregnant woman, in which the baby simultaneously gives you head.

Man, I gave this girl the Denver Double Down last weekend, and I might be looking at 6 years in prison

by MikeOxlong67 January 20, 2026

Murphy's Law of sitting down

"You can stand in line till da cows come home and da slow customer at da service-desk is still not gonna budge, but da moment you decide to plop down and comfortably settle yer tushie on da floor, DAT'S precisely when da line will start to move again, and then you'll hafta hastily "up, periscope!", putting even MORE strain on yer achy leg-muscles!

Carrying a skateboard to sit on can allow you to somewhat alleviate da "Murphy's Law of sitting down" debacle, since you can scooch yerslef forward more easily without actually having to groaningly stand up again, but unfortunately, many stores/offices take a dim view of bringing wheeled toys into their checkout-lanes or waiting-rooms! :P

by QuacksO January 21, 2026