Corn Cock Pipe

The surprise piece of corn that gets attached to your penis as you pull out of the anus after having anal sex with a male or female who recently ate corn.

Man: Dude, I boned some chick last night in the ass and when I pulled out, I had a piece of corn stuck to my dick.

Friend: Maybe I should go get you a button nose to go with the corn cock pipe!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 28, 2017

Rock 'n Cock

To do good business. To get on the dancefloor, to go in to the conference room, to walk into the interview, and completely and totally own it. Dominate your obstacle and do it with a smile on your face. A man who can rock 'n cock will never have a regret, will be successful, and will make a lasting impact on society.

Ryan: The clients just got here
Andrew: Alright, let's rock 'n cock baby. Let's close this sale and turn the F up.
Ryan: Hell yes brother

by AndyBoBandy98 August 5, 2022

sunk cock fallacy

When you invest a lot of time into getting to know a girl, find out you don’t really like her, but still do the seggs anyway because you've put that much time into it.

Person A: “I'm gonna seggs her tonight.”
Person B: “I thought you said you didn’t like her.”
Person A: “I did, but I'm horny, and I don’t wanna have to go back to phase 1.”
Person B: “Sunk cock fallacy.”

by Not Amogus May 31, 2023

cock block blocker

from cock blocker: someone who is your boy/girl who helps take care of a cock blocker so u can throw your game down on one of the opposite sex

Hey man be my cock block blocker tonite and go take care of her cock blocker friend over there!!!

by big pimpin joe August 5, 2004

cock-a-doodle-doo

The noise that a rooster makes early in the morning.

The rooster went "cock-a-doodle-doo" this morning.

by jeremy505 November 14, 2005

cock berry

an insult first used by joel to frank on commerce cam of 2007

"what the fuck u say cock berry!?"

by bullybullbullbull April 13, 2007

cock-block

when a person of the male species recieves a psychological, emotional, and physical blow from a feminine character all at the same time

Dude: Hey Margie, just wondering if i could squeeze your buttcheeks

Chick: Hey faggot...people as ugly as you don't get nice asses like mine

Dude 2: Oh ho!!! you just got cock-blocked!!!

by Frank the Multi-tasking planet crusher May 2, 2008