friends

A show or something you don't have

Bill: hey you want to watch friends?
Jake: sure

Person 1: do I have friends?
Person 2: absolutely not!

by nonexistent person 269 June 12, 2022

crappy friend

someone who talks behind you back and trys to be like you and steal your boyfriend or girl friend

That crappy friend talked behind my back

by mynameiselijah January 11, 2017

camp friends

the best kind of friends. they will listen to you no matter what, be there for you, never do you dirty and will do the craziest shit with you.

i love my camp friends

by 29384$49202 February 2, 2019

Friends

Something you don't have.

Did you see billy, he has no friends!

by Probrobos October 6, 2020

The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky

The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky is an Australian children's animated television program that first aired on ABC2 in 2005, while also airing on Milkshake!, a program block on Channel 5 in the UK

The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky is the worst show.

by SPrice1980 June 23, 2023

We can't be friends

And I won't ever have a relationship. But what these people are trying to turn that into is an overt form of of second class citizenry.

Hym "No we can't be friends. In the words of Arianna Grande "We can't be friends." Because the only reason were are lovers is the lack of a fat cock."

by Hym Iam October 19, 2025

no mirror no friends

What someone says when they see a person dressed badly or with a bad haircut. They don't have a mirror to see what they look like or a friend to tell them before they leave their house.

Ralph:OMG! Poor girl. No mirror no friends.

Chris:You're right, that outfit is at least 3 sizes too small

by Raphael5 May 23, 2016