Steve Ritchies Nuts

Testicles of Stephen Micheal Ritchie legally the property of Leighanne Davies and kept in a jar in her room

Hey where’s Steve Ritchies nuts?
Leighanne has them he hasn’t seen them in years

by Steveritchiehasnoballs January 11, 2019

Nut-ass salad

A plateful of vegetables, aka a salad, that you would never expect someone to piece together.

A strange assortment of salad toppings.

Erin, that is one nut-ass salad you got there.

OMG, here comes Erin with another nut-ass salad from the commons.

by volleymac December 08, 2008

nut juice

What I found on the bathroom stall last week

thats nut juice

by wooppoo May 28, 2019

Nut juice

Any milk made from nuts

Get me the nut juice out of the fridge please. Almond or cashew?

by Dank musky January 10, 2022

Left nut activity

Used on videos, images, or on people that are cringe, sus, dumb, ugly, mentally disabled, furries.

Friend: Yo, look at that furry.

Me: bro was definitely born from the left nut.

Friend: that's some left nut activity!

by Glizzygang420 January 22, 2023

nut crumbs

When you ejaculate on your partner and it dries out and becomes crystallised on their skin.

Hey, your back is covered in nut crumbs.

by Fire9388 December 28, 2020

nut seize

Grabbing nuts with ass cheeks

She did a nut seize in the hot tub. I got nut seized in the hot tub.

by Pazzodonna October 25, 2020