Enloe High School Conspiracy

THE POOL ON THE EAST BUILDING ROOF

THE WEST BUILDING BASEMENT

THE CAFETERIA BACKROOM

AND THE CELLULAR DATA NEUTRALIZATION FORCE FIELD

YOU MUST NOT AVERT YOUR EYES. THE ENLOE HIGH SCHOOL CONSPIRACY WILL GUIDE YOU

by sebastian_debeste December 02, 2023

Mars Area High School

A true treasure trove of nicotine addicts and underpaid teachers who don’t really teach to well(who can blame them). In this place you’ll find

-The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count
-The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone
-The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist
-The pretty white but pretty good basketball team

-180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something
-Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom
-Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football
But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.

Bro 1 “yo did you hear about the bomb threat at Mars Area High School last week”
Bro 2 “Lucky, they get the day off again”

by KopasSexTape May 03, 2023

cozad high school

That really creepy school in the middle of Nebraska with the tunnels.

Dude, I heard you went to Cozad High School. Did you hear about what they found in the tunnels?

by wafflehaus101 January 08, 2024

Servite high school

An all boys school in Anaheim that has really attractive and desperate guys.

Wow he is hot where does he go? He goes to Servite high school but he has a girlfriend at rosary.

by Rosary girl January 19, 2021

Servite high school

An all boys school in Anaheim that has really attractive and desperate guys.

Wow he is hot where does he go? He goes to Servite high school but he has a girlfriend at rosary.

by Rosary girl January 19, 2021

High School on ice

A breeding ground, possible for consumption. Like frozen.
Skibs

High school on ice being defined
Stupid friend: "Hey are you high school now?"
Me: "Yes if so?"
Stupid friend: "Man that place is a burger"
Me: "Eat it up like jimmy chu!"
Stupid friend: "Read again"

by Highschooleroniceskibs April 16, 2024

Rochester High School

One of the 3 big schools located in boring ass town of Rochester Michigan. Students are not very diverse they consist of rich white kids, poor white kids, tegan, black kids that think they are in the mud, emo kids, gay kids, and normal. Techers are also not very diverse they consist of pregnant white teachers, pedo male teacher, teacher that sexually assaults sped kid. The sports teams are also very mid (aka they suck ass) There are also many drugs that circulate through the school such as weed, lsd, and the occasional hereon. Over all its a very normal rich kid school.

also see Adams High School and Stoney Creek High School

hey want to go to a Rochester High School foot ball game.

no

by ILOveTgean October 17, 2021