Feeding my dog

Excuse used to get out of conversations with creepers/boring people/your family while on the phone, computer, and originally by Morse code.

"M'lady, could I escort you to the grand opening of the traveling human bodies exhibition this Sunday afternoon?"
"I'll be feeding my dog."

by prettyXgraffiti December 17, 2008

DIRTY LAP DOG

A Small dog that is dirty/ A person who's dirty or does dirty shit

Sometimes my Brother Reggie acts like a dirty lap dog

by LightSkin_numba1 December 21, 2019

mad dog rattlesnake

to fuck a girl from behind then as you are about to ejaculate pull out and cum on her back, shake your dick and yell shralpin!!!!!11 yewhew.

did you see morning tide last night. shralping.



mad dog rattlesnake.

by shralpemaster December 18, 2008

big dog energy

you're like a big dog. because little dogs are aggressive. fuck little dogs

justin, you have big dog energy

by RadioactiveBananaCat November 12, 2020

cameron and d-dog

My number one fans,the loyal home boyz.the niggaz that would do anything for the father/brother the GRAND ANGU$.SHOT BOYZ

CAMERON AND D-DOG ARE THE HOME BOYZ

by THE GRAND ANGU$ May 1, 2015

Mad Dog Shits

The insane shit you take the morning after drinking a Mad Dog 2020. It smells like whatever flavor you drank. It's nasty.

Guy: "Man , I got the Mad Dog shits. It smells like that grape Mad Dog 2020 I had last night."

Girlfriend: "Let me smell that shit!!!"

by fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 16, 2011

fat smelly rat dog

A fat smelly rat dog is a small dog that’s fat, They are usually under 35 pounds and look like a rat. they also smell bad like really bad.

ewww your dog is such a fat smelly rat dog, it’s disgusting give he/r a shower! 🤮

by luna tuna September 21, 2020