Jack Alan Coleman is a stupid nigger who thinks getting in everybody else's business is okay. He thinks he is mature but in reality he makes everything about him because he insists on being the center of attention. Mr Coleman has an online girlfriend, they have been online dating for a year now. He thinks just because hes kept a relationship with one girl for so long means every girl is the same way, forcing himself into situations that don't even involve him! Jack Coleman is disliked heavily by his peers at times, for very obvious reasons.
by grxcemxrtin April 7, 2020

The skibbidiest guy
by Level 100 sigma November 6, 2023

What your group mates or teammates usually do- half of them are doing jack shit, the other half are doing bullshit.
by juju loves migirl April 16, 2020

A guy that is a well known nonce,Touched 10 kids last saturday.Stills plays Fortnite(What a fockin loser)
Already a registered sex offender.
Already a registered sex offender.
by eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer September 30, 2019

by blahblahblackvutch May 27, 2017

An intelligence officer so bad at their job, they took 7 years to make LTjg and can only be trusted with watching other people pee in a cup.
by EdelweissPirat August 10, 2024

by Balls Hurricane Fapsy June 12, 2016
