Revenge Friend

A “friend” that you romantically pursue out of revenge for something that your significant other did.

“My wife pissed me off so bad tonight that I’m going to sext my revenge friend”

by BlueCurry31773 December 3, 2021

friend

never get friends
they will be your doom
dont trust friends
NEVER trust friends
friends are boolisheet

fuck you, i trusted you alot but you betrayed me!!! weren't we friends?

by susilysus December 5, 2021

Vest friend

A person you don't necessarily know, but the person is in fact wearing an almost identical vest as you do, and therefore you feel obligated to initiate a dialog.

Vest guy 1: Hey man! Nice vest!
Vest guy 2: Hey! Nice vest man!

Two months later at Waffle House:

Vest guy 1: Hey man! I recognize that vest!
Vest guy 2: Howdy! Yeah! We're like vest friends now!

by swaglord_mcmuffin December 6, 2021

wartime friend

A friend who is helpful in moments of crisis, whose friendship is persistent when the conditions for friendship or happiness become difficult.

Todd is a wartime friend, he got me food and a lawyer after my accident even though he was working 80 hour weeks at the time.

The moment Fred's fund needs to cash out, he will begin voting against us on the board--he is no war time friend.

by Freddy Boy1 February 10, 2024

guy best friends

some guys that a girl is close with. they mean well but theyre such jackasses sometimes. they all love each other though

person 1: who are they?

person 2: those are my guy best friends

by hsmtms February 13, 2024

Dog friend

A bad friend, typically a backstabber or a snitch.

Norman/Alex/Boris/K______ K_______, u a dog friend fo breaking Pranvas nose.

by rs09 February 18, 2024

ice cream friend

An ice cream friend is someone that you occasionally get together with. Sometimes you just go for a fun adventure, sometimes you get together to laugh, sometimes you get together for a bevvie or a meal, sometimes you get together for some ice cream, and sometimes you just f***.

Dude, I'll call you back later. I'm with my ice cream friend right now.

by chloensia February 19, 2024