Black coconuts

When a bitch is giving you head, and right when you're about to cum, she bites your balls as hard as she can.

Right when I was about to finish, that crank ass hoe bit down, and gave me black coconuts!

by Neilanie August 23, 2016

black biological dad

When your white but you see your dad on tv at the oscars and he's black af

Wow I have a black biological daddy!

by Enemy men August 21, 2016

black table meeting

A meeting whereby an unorthodox approach is taken in terms of business strategy. Only key personnel are invited to the secret meeting.

John decided to hold a black table meeting to discuss a tax avoiding strategy

by Barry88 August 17, 2016

little black man

Your friend or homie ( must be black, unless ur part of the spongebob club then yellow)

What's up little black man

Yooo.. U my little black man

by Litter HDR August 17, 2016

Black kanga

A sexy ass male that attracts many women and is a master in the wrestling mat and in the sheets often named

did u see that black kanga

by Schnoebs July 14, 2016

Black Comedy

(No I am not talking comedy by african-american comics) this kind of comedy is born from taboos and subject matter that crosses the line twice. See New York Post taunt that freight-trained Jared Fogle as social justice warriors and snowflakes along with NoBama got pissed when twitter were hashtagging Five Dollar Footlong as implying it's not exactly a sandwich. This kind of humor is the type that can invoke a fist fight when taunted by bullies as you can imply the jokes about genetic attraction, as in hindsight with a recent article showing up it's a bit 'grosser than gross' in hindsight. I employed this kind of humor when engaging Eric Hovind on Creation Science Evangelism back in 2014 where I made a grisly one implying that the megalodon shark was in the water with Noah's Floating Zoo and one of the animals fell in the water when the fin was breaking the surface of the water. Or you can also use the film Carnosaur to illustrate human-dinosaur co-existence really looks like as I coined this "The Corman Retort."

The author of Gulliver's Travels is one of the your examples of black comedy with the piece "A Modest Proposal" as he might had inspired Edgar Allan Poe with his satire output, Holden's Counterpart has tons of black comedy examples as the self-depreciation using the Italian slurs. The Fandom Writer was also my first approach with grim humor with dark horror elements.

by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018

The Black Death

marijuana resin gathered from either a dry pipe or a bong, black in appearance

"oh man I ran out of weed"

"me too dude, I'm on the black death"
"that's fucking gross."

by SkiddlyDooBop May 4, 2018