shit shoving butt captain

A gay man with attitude, a poof with manly bits of muscle

a rump wrestler with energy

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gay2: call your Shit Shoving Butt Captain SIR bitch!
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by Chick_Fudger September 27, 2006
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high butt crack syndrome

A contagious disease that affects young men (mostly) whos buttcracks are to high to fit in their pants. Most commonly found in groups of swagfags, ghetto wannabes, as well as "gangstas" as they put it. Can be cured with a belt or pulling up your pants. Also known as sagging.
"My brother lost his belt and now he suffers from high butt crack syndrome."
by Batgirl052016 March 11, 2016
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Butt hurt jock

Jose stopp getting mad you butt hurt jock!!
by JCbutthurt August 26, 2010
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soviet butt shovel

The sexual act that involves two women on all fours backed up to each other butt-to-butt. A male then inserts his penis in to one girls butt and his balls in the other girls butt.

The advanced move requires both girls to clench around the their respective male members and crawl in opposite directions.
Hey Josh, can you wife come over tonight? Susan and I want to experiment with a soviet butt shovel and we need a second girl. You can hold the camera!
by BreakBeatDrums August 24, 2015
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kamikaze butt hole

When the male rams there penis into the girls anal cavity so hard the males genitalia melts in her anus
I ramed my girl so hard i gave her a kamikaze butt hole
by Kamikaze bootycheeks October 21, 2013
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Horizontal Butt Crack

The horizontal crack formed between a womans butt and her upper leg. Usually, this crack is found in latino, or african women. A pseudo crack can be created when a woman is wearing pants that create the allusion of a HBC.
Jennifer Lopez, sumo wrestlers. Used in speech: "Dude, she has no boobs, but did you see her Horizontal Butt Crack"
by riversabound October 18, 2010
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butt up front

Phenomena which occurs when a very fat person shoves the lower part of their stomach beneath the waist of their pants creating the appearance of an extra pair of buttocks.
Man, after Jenny had her baby she developed some major butt up front.
by FergusonTO35 October 19, 2010
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