him: “omg hello kitty girls are insane”
hello kitty girl: “you’re so right baby, i would never burn a girl’s house down if she breathed in the same direction as you”
hello kitty girl: “you’re so right baby, i would never burn a girl’s house down if she breathed in the same direction as you”
by strqwbunni January 18, 2023
Get the hello kitty girlmug. A creature that often posts pictures of Starbucks on Instagram and wears yoga pants, and ugg boots and ALWAYS has an iPhone i her hand
by Teller of truths November 11, 2013
Get the average white girlmug. September 12th is national kiss a girl day. Girls better watch out. Boys show girls some love and kiss then!
by Maria elbarzeled September 11, 2019
Get the Kiss a girl daymug. 1. Bad attitude
2. Wears Ugg boots
3. Wears Converse shoes
4. Wears anything that is in style
5. Lives on social media
6. Acts like life is hard
7. Acts older than she really is
8. Takes selfies all the time
9. Lives on phone
10. Thinks she is different but is just another stereotypical white girl
11. "I have a lot of friends"
12. Complains about friends
13. Always knows how many followers she has on Instagram
14. Looks at her own selfies
15. Denies that she is cliché
16. Texts friends instantly, but nobody else
17. Acts better then everyone under her age
18. Gets mad over unnecessary reasons
19. Wears leggings atleast 3 times each week
20. Wears shirts not from her time period that she knows nothing about
21. Has stale/overused quotes as wallpaper on phone
22. Has an excessive amount of selfies with her and her friends on phone
23. Watches whatever is popular on Netflix
24. Drives or wants a Volkswagen Beetle for car
25. Lazy but acts and dresses like she is an athlete
2. Wears Ugg boots
3. Wears Converse shoes
4. Wears anything that is in style
5. Lives on social media
6. Acts like life is hard
7. Acts older than she really is
8. Takes selfies all the time
9. Lives on phone
10. Thinks she is different but is just another stereotypical white girl
11. "I have a lot of friends"
12. Complains about friends
13. Always knows how many followers she has on Instagram
14. Looks at her own selfies
15. Denies that she is cliché
16. Texts friends instantly, but nobody else
17. Acts better then everyone under her age
18. Gets mad over unnecessary reasons
19. Wears leggings atleast 3 times each week
20. Wears shirts not from her time period that she knows nothing about
21. Has stale/overused quotes as wallpaper on phone
22. Has an excessive amount of selfies with her and her friends on phone
23. Watches whatever is popular on Netflix
24. Drives or wants a Volkswagen Beetle for car
25. Lazy but acts and dresses like she is an athlete
by BrainExplosion April 24, 2017
Get the basic white girlmug. An affliction that causes some female internet users to play the sexpot or drama queen once they figure out that they are practically the only girls at a forum. Sufferers will make nonstop flirty comments , continually bring up their bra size, and make fellatio jokes. Inevitably, a male member will go too far and offend the girl (typically by asking for nude pics or sexual services), leading to much online outrage and drama.
Rob: PinkGoddess has posted three times that she's wearing a thong today.
Jason: it sounds like someone has a bad case of Girl on the Internet Syndrome.
Jason: it sounds like someone has a bad case of Girl on the Internet Syndrome.
by Sunshine Superman August 29, 2010
Get the Girl on the Internet Syndromemug. The theory of Hot Chick Inverted Naval Vapor Intestinal Theory of Elimination
(HC INVITE)
Under the practice, beautiful women do not eliminate feces in the same manner as men. Rather, beautiful women possess a trait that is linked to beauty on chromosome 9. The trait grants beautiful women an inverted intestinal tract, such that the belly button (naval) of the beautiful women is the sole elimination medium, rather than the anus.
The waste matter passes through the inverted intestinal tract, where, as it approaches the naval, extremophilic enzymes target the waste and generate heat, thereby converting it from solid form to an invisible vapor. At the same time, additional enzymes act upon the transforming waste, such that it loses all scent.
The end result is that an invisible, odorless vapor is released through the naval and passes into the air around with absolutely no environmental or social consequences. This form of elimination is deemed most "noble", as it happens absolutely naturally and results in no disgusting expletives from men that otherwise would presume beautiful women poop.
On the other hand, unattractive females do not possess the linked gene on chromosome 9--as a result, they do not have inverted intestinal tracts, and such are forced to eliminate through the traditional "pooping" practice.
(HC INVITE)
Under the practice, beautiful women do not eliminate feces in the same manner as men. Rather, beautiful women possess a trait that is linked to beauty on chromosome 9. The trait grants beautiful women an inverted intestinal tract, such that the belly button (naval) of the beautiful women is the sole elimination medium, rather than the anus.
The waste matter passes through the inverted intestinal tract, where, as it approaches the naval, extremophilic enzymes target the waste and generate heat, thereby converting it from solid form to an invisible vapor. At the same time, additional enzymes act upon the transforming waste, such that it loses all scent.
The end result is that an invisible, odorless vapor is released through the naval and passes into the air around with absolutely no environmental or social consequences. This form of elimination is deemed most "noble", as it happens absolutely naturally and results in no disgusting expletives from men that otherwise would presume beautiful women poop.
On the other hand, unattractive females do not possess the linked gene on chromosome 9--as a result, they do not have inverted intestinal tracts, and such are forced to eliminate through the traditional "pooping" practice.
Random frat dude #1: Dude, that chick's so hot.
Random frat dude #2: I know bro, she definitely eliminates through HC INVITE!
Random frat dude #1: But girls don't poop!
Random frat dude #2: Dude, ya just don't understand.
Random frat dude #2: I know bro, she definitely eliminates through HC INVITE!
Random frat dude #1: But girls don't poop!
Random frat dude #2: Dude, ya just don't understand.
by Pitt-Fan December 4, 2013
Get the Girls Don't Poopmug. by Cumslut55 April 4, 2022
Get the Girl best friendmug.