Stumpy lumber jack

To wake up with morning wood late for work show up and your dick gets caught in a wood chipper.

Mike woke up with morning wood tripped and fell in a wood chipper,oh I guess you can say he called now a stumpy lumber jack. Careful working around the equipment boys don't want to stumpy lumber jack yourself.

by Pours when it rains December 12, 2023

Jack

Many Jacks are talented musicians and extraordinarily talented at sports. Jacks tend to dislike people named Barrett. Jacks spend their free time being awesome.

“Jack is so cool, but Barrett sucks.”

by granolabearisthecoolest April 16, 2019

Jack

Massive 10 inch cock. Slays the ladies jack also has an amazing personality that makes people laugh until they cry

Omg did u hear jack making Obama’s mrs cry from his 10 inch dick.
I almost pissed myself laughing at his jokes.

by Cummins cider November 23, 2021

Jack

Jack has the biggest dick anyone has ever seen

I want jacks dick in my bum

by Martyparty12342342 November 23, 2021

Spicey Jack

Special strain of Jack Herrer marijuana from California with strong pungent spicy smell.

I got that spicey Jack fire it up

by siense360 November 26, 2010

Jack ball.

The son of Steven Hawkins and wonder boy he is a downy and flexes he’s American money and he has a one inch wonder

Do u see that fatty over there that’s Jack ball.

by Jack ball. March 4, 2019

JACK CHEDDAR IS GOOD

means the mentioned cheese is good.

i think JACK CHEDDAR IS GOOD

by HIHIHIHIHHII!!!!FURRYSEXWATCHE July 31, 2023