Vernon Township High School- A High School in Vernon NJ where most students that look different, be it wearing a heavy metal shirt, doc martens and not being a aberzombie preppy idiot will get you in trouble with the faculty.
It is also the high school a girl got suspended for wearing a 4chan t-shirt since 4chan is considered a terrorist cult by the faculty. Stay away if you have a sense of humor, your own individual taste, are not fully white (since they are racist), and think that a conversation about your trip to abercrombie lasting 3 giggling hours is totally stupid. "Like OHMYGOD you had to see the abs on the boy there, like like"
It is also the high school a girl got suspended for wearing a 4chan t-shirt since 4chan is considered a terrorist cult by the faculty. Stay away if you have a sense of humor, your own individual taste, are not fully white (since they are racist), and think that a conversation about your trip to abercrombie lasting 3 giggling hours is totally stupid. "Like OHMYGOD you had to see the abs on the boy there, like like"
I went to Vernon Township High School and now suffer from cold sweats and wake up screaming that the vice principal who looks like gollum is under my bed.
by blakabah December 13, 2012
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You might go to South Carroll if:
If you're a male, and you have more respect for your shoes, than you do the teachers.
If you're a female, and you have more faces than a game of Guess Who.
If your mathematics teacher acts like they have a rusty pole up their arse.
If you weren't clever enough to understand what "arse" meant.
If your vagina is as loose as you are on the weekends.
If you watch jersey shore.
If you get a spray tan, and think you look like an irresistible mother fucker.
If your phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
If you're a complete dumbass.
If you think wearing snapbacks makes you some type of god.
If you think your punkass is better than everyone else.
If you contradict yourself really bad, to the point where you confuse the fuck out of people.(Being racist, yet listening to a black rap artist. Or being a hick, and saying "Yo" and "Dawg" like you're from the projects.)
If your GPA is either 4.0 OR 1.6.
If you're arrogant.
If you're wearing a belt, and people can still see your ass.
If you have a dick, and all you talk about is dick; while being straight.
If you're judgmental.
If you complain about receiving no respect from others, while you treat people like they are the scum on the bottom of your high heels. ...You cunt.
If your uptight booty is offended by any of this.
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You might go to South Carroll if:
If you're a male, and you have more respect for your shoes, than you do the teachers.
If you're a female, and you have more faces than a game of Guess Who.
If your mathematics teacher acts like they have a rusty pole up their arse.
If you weren't clever enough to understand what "arse" meant.
If your vagina is as loose as you are on the weekends.
If you watch jersey shore.
If you get a spray tan, and think you look like an irresistible mother fucker.
If your phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
If you're a complete dumbass.
If you think wearing snapbacks makes you some type of god.
If you think your punkass is better than everyone else.
If you contradict yourself really bad, to the point where you confuse the fuck out of people.(Being racist, yet listening to a black rap artist. Or being a hick, and saying "Yo" and "Dawg" like you're from the projects.)
If your GPA is either 4.0 OR 1.6.
If you're arrogant.
If you're wearing a belt, and people can still see your ass.
If you have a dick, and all you talk about is dick; while being straight.
If you're judgmental.
If you complain about receiving no respect from others, while you treat people like they are the scum on the bottom of your high heels. ...You cunt.
If your uptight booty is offended by any of this.
And if you are insulted by these statements, smd.
~Shake my dick.
Becky: Omfg. Someone just got suspended.
Brittany: Why?
Becky:Weed.
Brittany:Bitch, we go to South Carroll High School, duh.
Brittany: Why?
Becky:Weed.
Brittany:Bitch, we go to South Carroll High School, duh.
by BitchesInABlanket July 19, 2012
Get the South Carroll High School mug.If you go to Ridgefield Park high school you will come across a bunch of faggots who think they are tough even though.90% of the school are a bunch of crack heads who will never make it in life because they are either dumber than a rock or just garbage at sports.Talking about sports Ridgefield Park has the worst athletic program in high school history.Their football is just a pile of dirt with 200 pot holes.The girls in this school are all thots and act all Hollywood when they have 400 followers on Instagram.Theres mostly Hispanics in this trash school.If you come across a white kid he probably threatened to shoot up the school once.The 7th and 8th graders in that school all get bitched and don’t realize of how bad of a school there going into.If u spend a week at RPHS you will probably find a couple rats and cockroaches roaming around for their disgusting food.The school doesn’t even have white paper because their dumbass staff lost all their money and now there 2 million dollars in dept.
I’d rather go to hell than bum Ridgefield Park High School.
I think a team full of 5th graders can beat Ridgefield Park High School in any sport.
I think a team full of 5th graders can beat Ridgefield Park High School in any sport.
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Why is that kid wearing a tail?
Oh, that must be a centerkid from Brien McMahon High School
How many pairs of Uggs do you own?
Five, I mean, hello, I live in Rowayton.
Brien McMahon High School is way better than Norwalk High School!!!
Oh, that must be a centerkid from Brien McMahon High School
How many pairs of Uggs do you own?
Five, I mean, hello, I live in Rowayton.
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