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nut and bolt

The act of performing sexual intercourse with a large girl and finishing. Before saying you are leaving for a cigarette, never to return. Jumping over fences may be included...
Matt: I realised she was too fat, so I had to nut and bolt
Lauren: Oh god please don't leave....
by cesci123 May 26, 2021
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Ass Nuts

A rare instance only occuring when two people are engaging in anal sex. The man, who happens to be allergic to peanuts, realizes that his dick begins to feel tingly and uncomfortable inside the woman's anal cavity. Pulling out, he sees that his penis is swollen and broken out in hives. The woman then realizes that she ate peanuts the day before, thus the peanut proteins (which cause the allergic reaction) have made their way through her digestive system, plaguing her anal cavity with their presence. Her ass is now infested with Ass Nuts, putting her peanut-allergy partner at risk.
Uuuh, Amy? You didn't happen to eat peanuts anytime lately did you?

Amy: No, not that I recall?.... Oh, NO WAIT, I did have some peanut butter last night. Why?

DAMMIT AMY! You know I'm allergic to that SHIT! My dick is swollen again! Your ass is infested with ASS NUTS!
by Billy1298 January 9, 2024
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spinal nut

A spinal nut occurs when your spinal fluid washes your brain of waste toxins.

The waste management system (called the glymphatic system) is a series of tubes that carry fresh fluid into the brain, mix the fresh fluid with the waste-filled fluid that surrounds the brain cells, and then flush the mix out of the brain and into the blood. This occurs primarily during deep sleep.

The action of the spinal fluid leaving the spinal cord is known as a “spinal nut”.
I’m very tired, I’m gonna go to bed and get in a nice spinal nut, tonight.
by Busta Spines October 8, 2022
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DEEZ NUTS

GAY GAY GAY YOU SAY THIS YOUR GAY AND IF YOUR NOT GAY THEN YOUR HOMOPHOCIRJS DN,ANAMAMSMSMSJ BYE 👺
Deez nuts

Me: “homophobic.”
“How”

Me:yes
by Amenmahfriend October 11, 2021
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Nut November

The straight opposite of the so called event "No Nut November".
No nut november is a event that suggests that all men should avoid not masturbating during the month of november.

Nut November is a campaign that stands for men being allowed to ejaculate during the month of november.
Dude it's Nut november!

Screw no nut november, we're doing Nut november.
by HANNESP November 5, 2018
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No Nut November

A challenge guys participate in every November to see if they can last 30 days without ejaculating, ie. not nutting. Becoming a popular method to start a dopamine detox, and to readdress your relationship with your balls and your bros.
Guy 1: Dude, I was in Tesco day 10 and got a semi in the yoghurt aisle - lol
Guy 2: ah, geez. I'm sorry man. I failed you... No Nut November was too much!
Guy 1: Whut? noooo? You nutted already?! This cannot be?
Guy 2: Alas but it is, I'm sorry my dude. Leave me here, go on without me. *dies*
Guy1: Nooooooooooo!
by botdude October 27, 2022
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stump nuts

Someone who is an extreme pervert yet also a huge Christian freak at the same time. Their amputated leg also looks like an over grown penis.
Stump Nuts: Anyone named Josh
by JarlAlpha August 10, 2015
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