A rural fever dream located in Washington where the Wi-Fi is spotty but the drama is high-speed. Known for its unique blend of cowboy cosplay, nicotine addiction, and unregulated furry activity in the commons. Half the students think they’re in Yellowstone, the other half think they’re in Zootopia, and the teachers have emotionally checked out since 2014.
Classes are optional, hallway PDA is not. If you’re not wearing Carhartt, Crocs, or a tail, you’re probably lost.
Common phrases heard at BGHS:
• “Is that guy wearing a thong?”
• “Wanna rip my Geek Bar in the Foods bathroom?”
• “Fight in the parking lot after 6th!”
• “Bro that’s my cousin.”
Classes are optional, hallway PDA is not. If you’re not wearing Carhartt, Crocs, or a tail, you’re probably lost.
Common phrases heard at BGHS:
• “Is that guy wearing a thong?”
• “Wanna rip my Geek Bar in the Foods bathroom?”
• “Fight in the parking lot after 6th!”
• “Bro that’s my cousin.”
I fucking hate Battle Ground High School it’s full of faggots. Can we pretty please go get more zyns now???
by HaydenGray88 June 29, 2025

Catholic high school is mundy illinois. Really weird place. Nobody here “upholds the Carmel values”. Not even the teachers. I’m looking at the female English teachers at the end of the 100 hallway. I doubt more than 5 students can actually name all 5 or 7 of them values or whatever. The kids are really fake. Faker than any other school in the entire lake county. Shit spreads like wildfire here. Everyone is always up in everyone else’s business. Carmel is NOT a family and anyone who says that is a liar. You don’t bully and harass your family members like that dude. The only good thing about carmel is the athletics, the cafeteria food, and Father Christian. Best priest ever. But literally everything else at Carmel is ass. Even the hallways smell awful. And the boys 500 bathroom is even worse. Morelia is a fat ugly annoying slob and nobody has any idea where she gets off with an ego and attitude almost as big as her weight. Can she please learn to shut up. Don’t come here!
Things students at Carmel Catholic High School tend to say:
Why does the hallway smell like an ass bomb
Why is everyone here so annoying
Don’t go in the 500 bathroom, someone pooped in the urinal
“Did you hear *name* cheated on *name* with *name*” - 437 students and more twisted and fabricated each time
I hate coming here I wanna transfer
The hockey boys are the most annoying people I’ve ever encountered
Why does the hallway smell like an ass bomb
Why is everyone here so annoying
Don’t go in the 500 bathroom, someone pooped in the urinal
“Did you hear *name* cheated on *name* with *name*” - 437 students and more twisted and fabricated each time
I hate coming here I wanna transfer
The hockey boys are the most annoying people I’ve ever encountered
by ccanonymous October 27, 2024

Where all the kids walk around the school looking like emos and transes. They mostly look at porn and jack off to the fine teachers, but the other half looks like they carry M-16s and Aks in their backpack.
Ted: See that homeless man on the road eating a chimichanga
Jerry:Yea, that’s Manual High School s best student
Ted:Didn’t he shoot up the school?
Jerry:Yea, still their best student
Jerry:Yea, that’s Manual High School s best student
Ted:Didn’t he shoot up the school?
Jerry:Yea, still their best student
by slimshady53 October 12, 2021

Cardinal Gibbons High School or Cunty Girls High School is a high school that is definitely going to turn ur girl into a bitch. By the end of Cardinal Gibbons all of your pillows will be covered in fake tan and you daughters hookup count will be 34. People think they won’t walk into the trap but they will.
by heyguysitsme2837 May 31, 2024

One of the best places for a zombie apocalypse. Most people are braindead mindless zombie trendfollowers anyways who do anything in their power to treat people like shit. Homophobe, Transphobe and racism hotspot. If you’re mentally ill or queer i advise you escape as soon as possible because this school is worse then you think. RUN
by TryingToSurviveZombies April 9, 2023

An all boys school that is located in New Rochelle
filled with boys that are sexier, funnier, and better that Iona Prep and Stepinac Boys. Salesian students often visit Preston to scout biddies that they wanna fuck. Salesian also often bitches Cardinal Spellman High School in every sport.
filled with boys that are sexier, funnier, and better that Iona Prep and Stepinac Boys. Salesian students often visit Preston to scout biddies that they wanna fuck. Salesian also often bitches Cardinal Spellman High School in every sport.
Boy 1: Yo Cardinal Spellman got they ass beat tdy.
Boy 2: By Who?
Boy 1: Salesian High School
Boy 2: Oh they always do
Boy 2: By Who?
Boy 1: Salesian High School
Boy 2: Oh they always do
by salesianupwrd2mydeadz February 23, 2024

The place where it’s literally impossible to find get into a relationship especially as a guy because girls don’t know what they want. It will go from wanting a bad boy to wanting a nice guy. Also every single girl always has something unpleasant to say about you no matter what. They never think before they talk because they have to let you know you’re ugly. I found myself to be a pretty good looking guy but obviously not. Also advice: you have a crush on someone… correct? Well you don’t tell that person that obviously. So if you think about it overs may feel that way about you but are too nervous to tell you. You’ll start to see this when girls look at you in a specific way. It’s basically a place to waste your time trying to date anyone. So give up on it and focus on yourself.
High school dating:
Nice guy: hey I find you really attractive and was wondering if I could get your number?
Girl: nah you’re too nice it’s fake, I’m good but thanks.
Nice guy: *mutters to himself* this is why I decided to give up
Bad boy: hey slut, what the fuck is up bitch.
Girl: OMFG I love you, can we like get married right now? Xoxoxo
Bad boy: ehhh I mean I have enough side hoes but might as well add you to the collection.
Girl: omggggg thank you…. You’ve saved me! Xoxoxo
Nice guy: hey I find you really attractive and was wondering if I could get your number?
Girl: nah you’re too nice it’s fake, I’m good but thanks.
Nice guy: *mutters to himself* this is why I decided to give up
Bad boy: hey slut, what the fuck is up bitch.
Girl: OMFG I love you, can we like get married right now? Xoxoxo
Bad boy: ehhh I mean I have enough side hoes but might as well add you to the collection.
Girl: omggggg thank you…. You’ve saved me! Xoxoxo
by JettTheGiant January 18, 2022
