Freddy! You're supposed to be on lockdown

a tiktok meme that is absolutely hilarios

Vanessa: Freddy! You're supposed to be on lockdown.

Freddy: Vanessa, he told me that the life of my dreams would be promised and someday be mine..

by ichxco February 11, 2022

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You're not worth my minutes

A response from a girl (that doesnt have free minutes on her cell phone plan) to a guy that wants her number

Guy-Hey sexy, why dont you give me your number so we can bang.

Girl-Sorry, but you're not worth my minutes.

by ting ting lover November 26, 2009

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You're right, I'm sorry.

What you say to a female when they are angry with you.

Fail example

Guy: It wasn't my fault!
Girl: Let's not date anymore.

Good example.
Guy: You're right, I'm sorry.
Girl: I love you.

by Female understander April 28, 2012

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you're yanking my chain

An Amish saying that was created after people first heard about Jesus coming back to life. Today, it is commonly used when hearing about something astounding that seems like a lie.

Jebidiah: "Hey Jakob, did you hear about that Christ dude that died the other day?"
Jakob: "Yeah man, that was pretty dramatic."
Jebidiah: " DUDE I heard he UNDIED."
Jakob: "No way dude, you're yanking my chain."

by AmishMistress October 04, 2015

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You're Slapping My Cock

A phrase or expression used to communicate that you think that somebody is lying or "pulling your leg." It basically means that you think somebody is feeding you a pile of bullshit.

Greg: Hey, I won the megamillions lotto today.

Michael: No way, you're slapping my cock.

by Professor Big Penis April 26, 2010

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