Smurfed

To get blue balled. To get to the state of prime arousal only to be stopped short by the females unwillingness to carry out intercourse

Broooo, that bitch smurfed me last night. My nuts are still a bit achey this morning

by Sweetwater December 02, 2018

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smurfed

when a smurf absolutely demolishes you

I hate going on ladder matches because even though you get matched with people "your rank", most likely you're going to get smurfed.

by pussack August 15, 2018

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Smurfed is when a man puts on a condom rolls it up to the dickhead and ejaculate inside of the condom and puts it on another person's head.

by Quinoux December 10, 2018

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When a smurf sneaks up on you and bites you on you're neck.
That's how you get smurfed.

Johnny got smurfed yesterday while trotting through the wilderness.

by rockstar12345678 March 28, 2011

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When someone sings part of a song and it gets stuck in your head

by Deez nuttzzzzz March 15, 2018

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When you complete an assignment in school and you think you completely outsmarted everyone and got 100 with ease.

“Tyler said he smurfed the AP Chem test”
“Mr. Schlooth said the he made the test hard so I don’t think Tyler is going to Smurf it.”

by Fluverrr December 16, 2021

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When a girl realises that the guy has a smaller dick then she thought

by Papi-smurf1234 September 11, 2020

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