by Patres February 27, 2021
Get the Wet Wookiemug. When you try to have sex with a girl but your dick is so sweaty and floppy that it keeps popping out
by Tuckered out May 17, 2010
Get the Wet Floundermug. An extremely soaked, delicious and deadly sandwich exclusively made in Chicago by hairy men with thick 'Cago accents. Wet sammiches are often accompanied with a tug job (also knows as a teej). Favorite sammich of puffins in the North Atlantic.
"Hey guy, gimme one of dem wet sammiches, extra wet, and let me get a teej with that afterwards a'right? Go Bears"
by chicagopuffin August 31, 2012
Get the Wet sammichmug. When just verbally conversing with a woman by saying the right thing at the right time instantly makes a mess in her underwear.
He didn't even say that many words but they were the right ones and her only response was instant wet.
by @Badmoneyslim September 5, 2019
Get the Instant wetmug. It's like sleep paralysis, except hot babes enter your room looking for love. It's an enhanced version of a wet dream that takes place in the rem stage of sleep. Shadowy silhouettes of hot chicks come in and dance and show you a good time all while you can only stare, as your whole body is unable to move. Best applied when you enter the paralysis with your hands behind your head. This can happen to females too.
Roman: yo I had this weird thing past night, these hot chicks came in and danced but they weren't there when I turned on the lights on
Jamed: "that's wet paralysis dawg"
Jamed: "that's wet paralysis dawg"
by DopeRedHead420699/11 November 4, 2019
Get the Wet paralysismug. Rapidly expelled, short bursts, of wet sounding (and sometimes actually leaky wet) gas that typically occurs immediately upon sitting on the toilet and prior to a full, explosive bowel release.
I don’t know who was in that stall this morning but all I heard was a belt buckle, a pants drop and a whole series of wet firing.
I ate way to much chili during the playoff game. I spent half the night trotting to the shitter and wet firing round after round.
I ate way to much chili during the playoff game. I spent half the night trotting to the shitter and wet firing round after round.
by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
Get the Wet Firingmug. Normally used to describe a lad who thinks he’s all that but isn’t even half of that. Can typically be found frequenting the same sports bars, in the same outfit, drinking the same pink gin and lemonade. Spends his spare time flirting with girls way out of his league, relaxing on the sun bed and saying he’s going to the gym when he’s actually taking it slow in the steam room.
A: oh my god I have a date with Matt Burnett this weekend
B: what?! No, girl, you can’t. He’s SUCH a wet wipe
B: what?! No, girl, you can’t. He’s SUCH a wet wipe
by B Caitlin July 9, 2019
Get the Wet Wipemug.