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Rusty Well

The post-anal sex act of extracting semen from the rectum and then saving it for a waterpark, sending it into a sperm bank, or doing whatever else it is weird people do with semen.
Dude, did you see the spooge that last guy brought in?!?
Yeah, it looked like he got it from a rusty well!
by ¿Andrew? May 1, 2010
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Sometimes, It's best to leave well enough alone.

the quote that Joseph Seed made when he was cuffed at the beginning of Far Cry 5.
by KusoIsGod May 26, 2019
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Hey, well you know...

What you say when you don't wanna lie or tell the truth
Mike: Yo I seen you with Brooke a few times, what you do?
Johnny: Just chill at her house
Mike: and...
Johnny: Hey, well you know...
by Sammyjose January 13, 2010
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All Too Well

Taylor Swift's masterpiece of a song. Well known for its 10 minute duration. Since Americans will measure with anything but the metric system, All Too Well is now a unit of measurement that means 10 minutes.
Her: "My parents aren't home today ;)"
Me: "I'll be there in 6 All Too Well's"
by Matt_Errorrr December 16, 2021
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This post will not age well

Joe Biden won't be assassinated during his term
This post will not age well. That is because of a phenomenon known as the curse of Tippercanoe. This curse says that every 20 years, the president will suffer a misfortune of being assassinated during their term. This started with William Henry Harrison in 1840 who died a month into his term, and so on. Ronald Reagan is the only president to survive this curse
by ♥🗺☠ March 9, 2021
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Is your refrigerator running? Well, you better go catch it!

A stereotypical type of sentence prank callers would use on people when calling.
Prankster: "Hey. Is your refrigerator running? Well, you better go catch it!"
Police: "You know this is the 911 emergency hotline, right?"
by Svifias February 26, 2019
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