crotch weasel

An annoying and sometimes deadly animal that can include humans, dogs, any rodent, and cats. These animals will latch on to the male genetalia and bite profucely untill said genitalia is removed.

"Outch! That skank Linda bit my nuts off! She must be a crotch weasel." Said George
"Yeah definently" Said Phil

by Jesus Christ "Bow to me!" March 4, 2011

Hit with a spice weasel

To make more attractive.

From Furturama where Elzar the chef would kick his meals up a notch with a hit from the spice weasel.

Did you see Scott's girlfriend? I think she needs to be hit with a spice weasel!

by Fresco_Camco July 27, 2016

Kiss the mad weasel

Something you have no inclination or reason to do.

"No Kenneth. It's absolutely your problem to fix. You've got to do it. I'm not going to kiss the mad weasel for you this time".

by Jebadiah April 4, 2020

Weasel my diesel

Weasel my diesel

Oh please weasel my diesel

by Pro-weaseler May 9, 2018

screech my weasel

To take a exquisitely satisfying piss.

I got up after sleeping for 14 hours and immediately schreeched my weasel.

by fett alf June 15, 2004

Bucktooth Jungle Weasel

A racist term for a black hillbilly who lives in the swampy depths of Louisiana. Still close to tree's, the black's natural environment, he can go wrastle gator's and eat his catch for dinner.

Racist #1: Look at that stupid redneck nagger trying to wrastle that gator

Racist #2: Fuckin' Bucktooth Jungle Weasel

by Kooter Miller January 5, 2013

Yellow ass weasel

When you have your legs up on the table and boastfully fart to your onlookers, and come to the realisation that your booty hole is slightly wet. Take yourself down the toilet to find the yellowest of all mucus in your white underwear.

Andy turned himself into a yellow ass weasel at work again.

by Ekewanka November 30, 2018