A complete tool that thinks he is a lot more than he actualy is. most likely has been ejeculated on over thirty times in his life time
by Jblue2010@live.com February 19, 2009
Get the Doche Wafflemug. by Twisted Gamer February 21, 2003
Get the ghetto wafflesmug. A girl that is so hot she could crap on a plate of your waffles, and you would forgive her -- you might even get turned on by it. The term is also meant to show contempt for waffle crappers who use their waffle-crapper-ness to take advantage of guys.
Our waitress took a sip of my drink before she brought it to the table. If she wasn't such a waffle crapper, I'd probably be upset.
by Leroy of the Lame Ingineers November 29, 2004
Get the waffle crappermug. It's not real!!!
Dont you think it's odd that there's only ONE photo of this 'well known disease'?
If you search the web for pictures I assure you you'll only find the same one that has been circulating the net for months.
And if you study it closely, you can actually see that they have just taken a picture of a vag and coloured it in, you can tell because it's really sketchy.
However, I'm pretty sure those lumps of puss are somewhat real, but a different infection.
Dont you think it's odd that there's only ONE photo of this 'well known disease'?
If you search the web for pictures I assure you you'll only find the same one that has been circulating the net for months.
And if you study it closely, you can actually see that they have just taken a picture of a vag and coloured it in, you can tell because it's really sketchy.
However, I'm pretty sure those lumps of puss are somewhat real, but a different infection.
by Lalala6669 July 3, 2010
Get the Blue Waffle.mug. The presence of a severe vaginal infection (known as a blue waffle) during a woman's period. Also known as "mouldy flow" or "cheese paint".
Holy shit man I was gonna go down on that chick but her purple waffle was so disguisting it looked like someone stepped on a toad. I chundered all over her floor and got the fuck out of there.
by supermario k May 11, 2010
Get the Purple Wafflemug. This is a physical action where a body part is twisted until it has lost circulation and turns blue. A fly swatter is then used to slap the area until a waffle mark is imprinted. Usually requires two people.
Harry: I've got the flu swatter
Sally: ok, I've started turning blue here from the lack of circulation
Harry: *swats*
Sally: we just made a really nice blue waffle
Sally: ok, I've started turning blue here from the lack of circulation
Harry: *swats*
Sally: we just made a really nice blue waffle
by deejay_steve June 12, 2018
Get the blue wafflemug. tha greatest accomplishment of the african americans, a fine african american dish made by a man named roscoe
get me some chicken and waffles, BEE-yotch
by tha SHIZ-NICK January 9, 2005
Get the chicken & wafflesmug.