Unicorn Blood

A can of Natty light. Consuming the magical beverage will grant eternal life, a youthful appearance, and the labido and sexual prowess of an animal in heat. However, each time you drink one, your soul dies a little bit at a time.

Just picked up a case of Unicorn Blood for tonight.

Toss me a can of Unicorn Blood.

What do you mean Natty sucks?! This shit is basically Unicorn Blood.

by Finch345 December 31, 2011

Unicorn Sex

When two gay people put strap ons onto their heads like a unicorn and then STICK THAT FUCKIN DILDO INTO EACH OTHER'S ASSES

Hey man wanna have some unicorn sex?

by Papi Zo June 24, 2017

Unicorn Horn

The hairstyle;

Also, could be used as an incognito penis reference.

One morn, i coulda sworn, i was in the middle of a porn, cause this bitch was riding on my unicorn horn

by CnClear January 10, 2011

unicorn spit

A bisexual woman which joins in with heterosexual couples and does not like the taste of man juice...

Oh man did you see that unicorn spit when i blew that load deep down her esophagus...

by Myfaceyourpussy December 9, 2018

purple unicorned

A condition caused by dropping a hit of LSD and waiting for an hour for the effects of the hallucinogen only to be disappointed that the dose was a total dud, so you take another dose and the first dose starts to kick in twenty minutes later, and then twenty minutes later the second dose begins to take effect, and within the next hour you find yourself in the middle of a parallel universe fucking a carnival ride horse that speaks in tongues; usually this state ends in arrest for multiple felonies and a good lesson learned: LSD results may vary.

1st tripper: I totally got purple unicorned last night?
2nd tripper: How come you're not in jail?
1st tripper: The carnival was closed and I just ended up in a pasture fuckin' a cow.
2nd tripper: How was she?
1st tripper: Fine ... until the bull showed up.

by THE DOOMED STUFFING November 8, 2014

unicorn family

A Unicorn Family is a family that is, simply put, too good to be true. All of the family members love and support one another. Internal strife is rare to non-existent. To the outside world they are a perfect family.

In talking to my best friend I told her that I wished I had a unicorn family, like she has.

by pmrlcomm December 1, 2015

Poop Unicorn

An evil unicorn made in the ass end of hell, come to invade the pastures of Unicorns and spread its evil poopness

(Adjective)- Poop Unicorn- a person that is differnt than everyone else, is outside the norm, and may be considered evil

"You know tom you are so mean, you are a freekin poop unicorn"

by The Unicorn Specialist March 6, 2012