Throwing Him Under The Bus

A story you use at work to blame someone else as to take suspicion away from you so you don't get the blame.

Dan knew he wasn't WCP compliant, but then either was Scott. So Dan made sure that upper management knew that Scott was non-compliant, thereby taking the heat off him. Dan is good at throwing him under the bus!

by UYPFG&NE June 25, 2009

i just hid a pipe bomb under a furry convention

What I said before all I saw was bloody fur and tails.

Hey man, i just hid a pipe bomb under a furry convention,I will now continue to rob you of your 1993 Dodge Grand Caravan so that I can travel to Argentina.

by Silas Black 09 July 26, 2022

50 thousand leagues under the dumb

i) To be unintelligent to the point that anything resembling any comprehensive or sensical thought is completely bypassed and unable to be understood.

ii) To be so stupid, so incredibly idiotic, so outright dumb, that on a scale of dumbtitude, one is 50 thousand leagues under the dumb.

iii) iggy

I saw this fan design the other day, it had one prong, not two, or one long one. JUST ONE. There was no way it could work and it just wobbled and bumped into the ceiling. Fucking 50 thousand leagues under the dumb right there man.

Holy jesus christ iggy you're 50 thousand leagues under the dumb. -dre and/or Fox

by starcake August 6, 2003

under

Amusing non-sequitur single word joke and/or punchline, all in one. Originated by Sacha Baron Cohen and seen first in Borat. Respect. Endlessly abused, yet appreciated ever since. Often used to initiate or terminate a conversation, or as rejoinder.

Lawyer: I have to go.
Musician: Under.
Lawyer: Under.

Lawyer: Where is the pastille?
Musician: Under the newspaper.
Lawyer: Under.

by Avocado58 September 18, 2009

Six Feet Under

A death metal band formed in the mid-'90s. Considered by many a joke rather than a credible band, SFU plays slow and heavy death metal with gory lyrics. They have also covered the whole of AC/DC's Back In Black album, death metal style. The band is fronted by ex-Cannibal Corpse cookie monster growler, Chris Barnes.

Try to listen to Chris Barnes growl "You Shook Me All Night Long" all the way through without laughing.

by PoopyPoo May 14, 2005

understandable

A response to a question when agreeing with somebody and not sure what else to say. A phrase that many people think they make up but is actually used in daily life. It is a very common text message response and fun to say and argue with.

Figgy- woah what happened?

Emily- i fell!

Figgy- how?

Emily- it was icy!

Figgy- ohh okay understandable

by emilymarieee April 4, 2010

under gut

the portion of a fatty's gut that begins right above the genitals and extends upward to the navel

I slapped the biznitch right in her undergut

by jizzyj November 5, 2003