total stoner

someone who smokes to go to bed to matter how stoner looking they are

Audrey: i needa take a break from smoking but i can’t because i smoke to go to sleep! 😫
Stewy: you're a total stoner

by penjamin city December 17, 2022

Totally literal

Like saying "totally cool" and "seriously? Cool" in one phrase "really? That's cool"

"That's ur new cat? Totally literal"

by Orbitsweetmintgum January 22, 2024

Total Rhubarb

The term refers to the laxative property of the humble rhubarb. “Total rhubarb” is the exclamation made when there is an involuntary evacuation of the bowels in moments of stress. More commonly known as “shi***ng oneself”.

Oh dear I was so stressed at PMQ’s I went “Total Rhubarb “

by Gogs HR January 27, 2022

totally terrific day

A sentence that is similar to TND (total nigger death) but it’s ment for trans. Commonly used by transphobes. Also used as “TTD”
T = Total
T = Trans
D = Death

"Have a totally terrific day!"

by Kaspayer April 17, 2024

Totally Tappable

A word that means a girl, or guy is worthy enough of having sex with.

Guy 1: Hey bro, u see that girl in the mini skirt?
Guy 2: Hell yeah! Dude, she's Totally Tappable!!!

by Louisianamanandrew April 12, 2010

total drama yum yum happy go time candy fish tails

eat them now, eat them then, eat them any time! just eat them yeahh!

total drama yum yum happy go time candy fish tails better than no no!

by Slovenize November 1, 2023

Total Bullshit

Total Bullshit

If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form of Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.

"The Total Bullshit I believe is thusly, henceforth, therefore, meanwhile, perfectly reasonable for me to assume this here planet Earth is shaped like a corndog and the creator is a Frightening Frog Person from a Nightmare Dimension," said Professor Poopypants.

by The Good Reefer Kid September 19, 2022